Adventures in Puerto Rico

Jamie quits.....

2005-10-18T05:29:00.000-07:00

-----Original Message-----

Hats off Jamie!! Glad you'll be around to see little Gavin/Emma grow up! I'm very happy for you and your family. We'll have to drink an extra car bomb in your honor at the company meeting in Cali.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud (read with deep voice), don't even think about leaving prior to this event!

JLee - I sat at your desk running SCO test scripts for LIMS/SAP interface, against my better judgment, hope it doesn't have any lasting effects...

-----Original Message-----

Jamie - It is great to see another soul being liberated. Good luck with new job/career.

Jonathan - I invite you to come sit at my desk. How far are you from Morgantown, West Virginia?

-----Original Message-----

I am full of guilt and remorse. I'm the one who told JLee to come sit at Jamie's former desk after Jamie left.......

Spooky curse........

-----Original Message-----

Jonathan,

I hope all is well. Please give Kim, Ajay, and Sam my condolences, they will be missed dearly. Well, Ajay and Sam will be, just kidding. It looks as if the curse followed you from apartment 503 to Trailer 9. I hope Shalini and Sud are not next...

Salud,
Trevor

-----Original Message-----

People I've worked with who are no longer with the company:

Sudhir & Dan (my entire project team), Larry Lucker (ARP), Bill, and now you.

Did I miss anyone?

I am currently working with Kim Barnes, Ajay Shah, and Sam Talarico.

-Jonathan

-----Original Message-----

What curse? What did I miss?????

-----Original Message-----

WOW! Good Call!

JLee! - who are you working with presently on your internal project? I'd like to say goodbye while I have a chance...

-----Original Message-----

One more victim of JLeecurse.

The End of an Era.....

2005-09-08T14:11:00.000-07:00

An era is anything that has gone on for a long long long time. And so, here is the end of my era in Guayama. I'll miss the nice warm weather, the access to fabulous islands and beaches, the chirping coqui, and my family for the past 15 months. So it was fitting that this week ended with all the indications of what may actually be a successful project, plus, a meal complete with burgers and flies, dropping it like it's HOT, and my main man Ruben, the RUBBER KING!!!!

And one potential sighting of a cockfight.

Adios, Guayama! It's been a life changing experience! Stay hurricane free ......

New Awesome Quote

2005-08-17T10:46:00.000-07:00

Ruben: What is an Amex?
Monique: It's an American Express, the corporate card
Ruben: Oh! I thought it was a Mexican!

Hair

2005-08-16T12:23:00.000-07:00

I got a hair cut. It's ok looking. I have way too much hair overall for any haircut to look decent until about a week or so later, because it needs time to go insane on my head and then individual curls want to say hello to everyone they see walking by, including dragonflies and those puffy birds. One of them tried to mate with my head.

Shit falls apart as usual..........

2005-08-11T13:46:00.000-07:00

>>> Trevor 8/11/2005 4:02:26 PM >>>
F...that's all I have to say...F

>>> Shalini 8/11/2005 2:59:15 PM >>>
Now it's just funny!

I think I will leave at 5. And go to the mall.

I had to hang up as soon as I heard this, because it was bewildering:

2005-07-27T06:38:00.000-07:00

I had to hang up as soon as I heard this, because it was bewildering:

Daniel, to me: "30% of my recordings are iguana"

Thanks for the memories Daniel...

2005-07-27T06:12:00.000-07:00

>>> Michael 7/26/2005 7:29:30 PM >>>
Daniel has TLC CD's? What's this world coming to...

no more chasin waterfalls....

>>> Jonathan 7/26/2005 6:55:17 PM >>>
Daniel, I could use some TLC. ;)

>>> Daniel 7/26/2005 6:53:08 PM >>>
do you need some tlc??????

>>> Trevor 7/26/2005 6:51:06 PM >>>
...and for taking a full 30 seconds to open and delete my last email.

Good with the business development!

Cheers,
Trevor

2005-07-25T11:50:00.000-07:00

And somewhere along the way, I got married. You have to wonder where this insane desire to be such a camera ham came from.....certainly not my parents.......but it sure does run in the family........

Fabulous Lifestyle

2005-07-21T11:42:00.000-07:00

Puerto Rican Trucker Strike = Gas Shortage. Good thing that I'm almost done!

Best Quote ever

2005-07-19T13:13:00.000-07:00

Sud: "Jorge, what does Papi mean?"

Jorge: "A papi is a little dog"

Access list........

2005-06-13T16:39:00.000-07:00

>>> Trevor 6/13/2005 3:54:16 PM >>>
Could you please attach some time so I can workout again?

>>> Shalini 6/13/2005 3:50:26 PM >>>
Thank you!

Attached is a beer for your helpfulness

Fwd: Inter Face - I

2005-06-09T11:19:00.000-07:00

Sudhir,

I don't know what is the LIMS-SAP budget but we should think of buying at least a decent bed for my friend JLee.

Regards,-SK

Sheer Team Work

2005-06-07T07:39:00.000-07:00

Fwd: FW: Sheer Team Work.. (Part 1)
Originally uploaded by shalinidevi.

Shashank's version of team building.......

OPTIMUS PRIME

2005-06-07T07:26:00.000-07:00

optimus_prime.jpg
Originally uploaded by shalinidevi.

If I have skeletor, I need some optimus prime as well.....maybe he can be our new mascot.......

Fwd: Re: Where is JAMIE........

2005-05-26T13:12:00.000-07:00

>>> William 5/26/2005 1:23:32 PM >>>

ya know, in some states, you can still be arrrested for mangoidal love

>>> Shalini 5/26/2005 12:49:02 PM >>>

WHAT?????? I try to show some mangoidal love and don't even get CREDIT?

GIVE ME BACK THAT MANGO!!!!!!!!

>>> Michael 5/26/2005 12:44:32 PM >>>
Gaurav just told Jorge that Jamie have him a mango

>>> Shashank 5/26/2005 12:21:59 PM >>>
I asked again to Josssssssseeeeeeeee

This time I have a recording proof........... Stop by if you want to listen..............

Where is Jamie.........

2005-05-26T08:50:00.000-07:00

SK:
I already asked Josssssssss eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee " Where is Jamie"

Ans was " I don't know, I haven't seen him for a while"

----------------------- Yo Yo Josssssssssssssss eeeeeeeeeeeeee................

Fwd: Re: ?

2005-05-25T11:12:00.000-07:00

>>> Jose Torres 5/25/2005 2:00:31 PM >>>
Did you saw Stars wars yesterday? Did you saw the dark zone?

Fwd: Some pics...

2005-05-19T11:13:00.000-07:00

<<>>

Some pics to brighten your afternoon...

While I was driving in to work today, I passed a pickup truck with "future ham sandwiches" in the back.

and also.....

Daniel "Know won can say I don't have a can do attitude" Lago

Enjoy!

Especially for Jamie

2005-05-19T07:47:00.000-07:00

>>> Trevor 5/19/2005 10:18:30 AM >>>
Writing poems, makes me happy
Especially when they are really sappy
I like to send them to the team
Wearing my belt, builds self-steem

-Gaurav '05

>>> Shalini 5/19/2005 10:12:33 AM >>>
Still not able to get touchy feely huh?

>>> Trevor 5/19/2005 10:09:54 AM >>>
I spy a belt on Gaurav...one down, one to go.

>>> Gaurav 5/19/2005 10:02:52 AM >>>
Jamie,

IF MISSING YOU COULD BLACKEN STARS, THERE'D BE NO MIDNIGHT SHOW. IF MISSING YOU
COULD MAKE IT RAIN, THE SEAS WOULD OVERFLOW. IF MISSING YOU COULD MAKE IT HOT,
THERE'D BE DESERTS ALL AROUND. IF MISSING YOU COULD SILENCE NOISE, THE
EARTH WOULD HAVE NO SOUND. FOR ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH IT HURTS WHEN, MY FRIEND, WE ALL WILL BE MISSING YOU.

Thanks on behalf of the whole team at Guayama, for your countless contribution, dedication and hardwork. We all will miss you.

I am so damn lucky to be in Puerto Rico for extended hurricane season this year...........

2005-05-18T09:00:00.000-07:00

CNN.com - NOAA predicts two�or three�hurricanes to hit U.S. - May 17, 2005

Click on the above link, and you will see why I'm so lucky. I missed the hurricane party last year, but I can't WAIT until I'm placed in some sort of severe danger after just getting married this year........woohoo!

CNN.com - Puerto Rico: Hiking the lost side of El Yunque - May 6, 2005

2005-05-18T08:56:00.000-07:00

CNN.com - Puerto Rico: Hiking the lost side of El Yunque - May 6, 2005

If you come to visit Puerto Rico, and it's not raining, the Rainforest is spectacular.......

Re: Haymee's Dinner

2005-05-18T08:40:00.000-07:00

>>> Michael 5/18/2005 11:36:16 AM >>>
qc samples QC SAMPLES QC SAMPLES QC SAMPLES

>>> Trevor 5/18/2005 11:27:31 AM >>>
So you are not releated to Bruce Lee?

>>> Jonathan 5/18/2005 11:26:10 AM >>>
How about a Sushi Bar? The Cashier at the Caguas Shell gas station commented after looking at my AMEX, "Jonathan Lee. Like the Lee family?" I responded, "Excuse me?" He replied, "Like the movie. Bruce Lee." Am I being sensitive or was that just the dumbest thing ever?

-J. LEE (not to be confused with Jet Li)

>>> Shalini 5/18/2005 11:20:40 AM >>>
http://www.pikayo.com/

reservations at 9pm

please let me know if any of you would prefer http://www.macaronigrill.com/ instead

Quotes of the Day

2005-05-12T14:53:00.000-07:00

Me: Edilburgo does a great Patrick the Starfish imitation (from Spongebob Squarepants)

Jorge: That's because Spongebob is gay. When you are gay it is easy to imitate. Hey Bill, are you wearing your spongebob underwear today?

Weekend Update

2005-05-09T13:55:00.000-07:00

Thursday: out with team and Christen
Friday: out with Sonia and Shanky
Saturday: burning back at Culebra with Christina, Matt, and Sonia
Saturday night: burning midnight oil with Shanky, Mike, and Sonia
Sunday: not enough recovering from the weekend

Result: Monday: back burned, it hurts to wear clothes right now

Fwd: Re: Important

2005-05-05T08:18:00.000-07:00

GAURAV HAS JOINED THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

>>> Gaurav 5/5/2005 11:12:30 AM >>>
The dial in number is 1-800-WHATS- COOKING

>>> Jamie 5/5/2005 9:57:16 AM >>>
Buenos Dias Guarav,

I'll be smoking stogies on boat cruise on Friday night. Is there a dial-in number?

Jamie

>>> Gaurav 5/5/2005 9:48:34 AM >>>
Hi Team,

I will be delegating the daily night meeting on 13 May, 2005. This is a mandatory meeting for everyone. Please add it to your daily schedule.
Location :India Palace Restaurant
16842 N 7TH St Ste 1
Phoenix AZ
Time: 8 pm

Please let me know, if you have any questions.

Sincerely,
Gaurav

Cartoons

2005-05-04T14:27:00.000-07:00

I can't find a picture of Optimus Prime to put up here. Can someone send me one?

Fwd: Re: SCO

2005-05-04T14:24:00.000-07:00

>>> Eileen 5/4/2005 5:18:07 PM >>>
REALLY! Such language. You'd think you were f***ing brought up in a f****ing barn!

>>> Shalini 5/4/2005 5:15:50 PM >>>
sco THIS.

Re: Project Discussions for Steering Committee-Delegated

2005-04-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

>>> Trevor 4/25/2005 10:59:37 AM >>>
Add to your "spelling list"...

>>> DAN LAKE4/25/2005 10:55:07 AM >>>
Agenda
-SC presentation
-What can be discussed at SC
-Options we need to contemplated

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SKELETOR!!!!!!!

2005-04-21T09:22:00.000-07:00

This is our theme going forward.......planning for Phase SKELETOR of this project.......the SKELETon team lead by trevOR........

Fwd: Re: Bonus

2005-04-21T05:28:00.000-07:00

>>> Shashank 4/20/2005 1:28:20 PM >>>
DL,

You can not straight way give us the bonus. First you got to fill out the SCOPE Change request form and see how that going to impact on the MS, VAL, SOP, Training and Jamie.

:-)

Admirer.

Note: Jamie = (Cut --------- Over)

>>>Bill 4/20/2005 1:20:18 PM >>>

Me bother Owen jest called me and axed why his bonbon was 22 percent smaller that last year.

Bill Rohrer

Hoping Guillermo will flee the pest!

>>> Daniel 4/20/2005 1:15:18 PM >>>
All:

I been working on bonus stackture for all team and think this year bonus be 178% instead of 200% - out of my pocket. I'll pay for them myself, let me know what that % should be.

Thank you all for your hard work and enjoying my cooking!

All the best

Daniel Lake

PS - come to my cando for dinner whenver you want to eat some good fud

Project Control Binder - Share Drive Specs

2005-04-21T05:27:00.000-07:00

An oldie but a goodie.............

>>> Daniel 7/14/2004 9:49:35 AM >>>
Mike,

As per our converssation, see enclosed the Project Control Binder. This documents specifies what and were to put the information generated from the project. I think this needs to revise and include what is relevant to us (use the original as mutch as possible). In my opinion this is time well spent as it will help the extended team and new members. I don't know if Shalini can absorve ownership of this but I would like to have it included on the Communication Document.

Please let me know your thoughts and lets create an action lan for it

Daniel

Revised SCO & RAPT Assessment for Initial Go Live

2005-04-21T05:22:00.000-07:00

>>> Jamie 4/21/2005 8:19:19 AM >>>

Since when does Edilburgo have a city named after him??? Where do I get that?

>>> William 4/21/2005 8:14:54 AM >>>

DAMN! Our recruiters are doing a GREAT job.

I heard Budha, Zeus, and Odin have sent in applications, too.

>>> 4/21/2005 8:07:46 AM >>>
Christ returns to assist with Master Data build @ Guayama

>>> Daniel 4/20/2005 12:37:16 PM >>>
Christ,

Here is the SCO & Report list revised with Harry, Edinburgh, Jose, Mike, Christina and myself yesterday. 25 SCO/Rpts have been transitioned to Stage II of the project.

I appreciate your understanding regarding the Scope Change Control. Our focus is to get the system live with the "Essential" functionality and to avoid any rework as much as possible. As per our discussion, if you find that a change is necessary and is a must have, please fill out a scope request form and send it to me with copy to Harry so we can evaluate the impact on time line and budget. The form can be found on the share drive at: 01 LIMS / 02 Issue Log - Scope Changes / Scope Change Request.

Let me know if you have any questions.
Thanks for your assistance

G-Funk Krish-NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-19T16:09:00.000-07:00

Speeding ticket = $180!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes of the Day.....

2005-04-19T15:26:00.000-07:00

And all just before 1pm.........

Bill: Does anyone want my cherry?

Sud: Why are they such communists here?

Waldi: (On seeing us in black shirts) The Indian team dresses the same today?

CVG

2005-04-18T15:04:00.000-07:00

>>> Michael 4/15/2005 9:36:19 AM >>>

Rich Moss?

Who's he?

I AM RICH MOSS - MANAGER OF THE COMPUTER V ALIDTION GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>> Shalini 4/15/2005 9:25:27 AM >>>

is Cincinnati CVG? Do you think Rich Moss hangs out there?

El Hombre de la Lluvia

2005-04-14T13:56:00.000-07:00

ME you have a meeting?

RAINMAN yeah - we have meet-ting

ME you have a meeting? when

RAINMAN outside

ME no when?

RAINMAN four o clock

ME you have a meeting outside at four o clock?

RAINMAN yeah

Beer and Pizza night

2005-04-13T15:42:00.000-07:00

Shalini: Can I get some peppers for the pizza?
Papa John employee: We have laws in Puerto Rico that say we cannot give those out.
Shalini: You have laws?
Papa John employee: Si, laws for pizza.

Fwd: Re: Team Trip

2005-04-13T15:41:00.000-07:00

>>>Dan Lake 4/8/2005 10:28:47 AM >>>
I forgot! One more thing, if we deliver this project on time I will by a trip to the moon for each of you......

Shalini, you are on my list. I will get you ....

>>> Shashank 4/8/2005 10:23:17 AM >>>

That's a best thing I ever heard.........I am down for that..............

>>>Dan Lake 4/8/2005 10:19:04 AM >>>

Team,

In the process of trying to buy a house, I also have decided to buy a 90 foot catamaran. Let's all sail!

work boredom

2005-04-13T15:13:00.000-07:00

>>> Jamie 4/13/2005 6:11:14 PM >>>

i'm to the point where i've poked a hole in an advil liquigel just to see what would happen...

Fwd: Re: Team Dinner Tonight

2005-04-13T15:02:00.000-07:00

>>> ROAR 4/13/2005 5:59:15 PM >>>

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TEAM DINNER AT CHILI'S. IT IS SO QUITE AND PEACEFUL THERE. THE PERFECT.... I SAID PERFECT... ENVIRONMENT FOR OPEN HONEST COMMUNICATION.

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO--IT'S MIKE LEARY!

2005-04-08T17:11:00.000-07:00

>>> Eileen 4/7/2005 11:15:33 AM >>>
Recorded 4/7/05: Leary sighting. Noted while interacting with others
of its kind. Took care to be quiet so as not to startle it.

Fwd: Re: Resources - Head Count

2005-03-17T15:39:00.000-08:00

>>> Bill 3/17/2005 7:37:17 PM >>>

I have one head.

Jorge has two.

Ask him to show you sometime.

Bill

>>> Shashank 3/17/2005 7:35:17 PM >>>
All,

I am taking the head count of all the team members allocated to LIMS. Please help me in completing the list. Have a look and add if I am missing any one.

Ship it back to me when get a chance.

.... ..

2005-03-15T12:40:00.000-08:00

oh i wish you were all in here to witness the circus that is my trailer........

Jorge: "Malimano!"

Suzanne: "Does that mean bad man in Espanol?"

Jorge: "Are you talking about Bat Man?"

Jamie:"Waldi, I have a question for you"

Waldi: "Do you mean Jorge?"

Suzanne:"What is that on your neck?"

Waldi: "My twin brother....you want to touch him?"

This week in Guayama.....

2005-03-11T12:44:00.000-08:00

Things said and things overheard:

-"Estoy duro" - I'm sure that's great, but probably not best to say to a bunch of Americans and then translate it.....

-"Here is my lab slip explaining why I was late" - "I have no desire to see anything related to anyone else's sperm count, just come in and do your job"

-No HR for Shashank!!! (Will explain with articulate drawing later)

>>> Jannette >>>

2005-03-05T14:48:00.000-08:00

>>> Jannette >>>

Same as you, trying to save the company. Ups sorry I took that from Pinky and the Brain.

Finishing things with CDAS to move over.

>>> Shalini >>>

why are you here on a Saturday?

Shashank in all his glory....

2005-03-01T13:35:00.000-08:00

This was taken on the night that Shashank finally said "F Validation! I've found my true calling!"

FW: Blog it

2005-03-01T13:25:00.000-08:00

Who knew that the Springfield tire fire burned so close to where we work?

Re: Help

2005-02-23T10:15:00.000-08:00

>>> Derric 2/21/2005 >>>
When I think about jamie, I don't tell anyone.

>>> Shalini 2/21/2005 >>>
when i think about jamie, i google myself.

>>> Derric 2/21/2005 >>>
I google Jamie Segerson

>>> Shalini 2/21/2005 >>>
sometimes when i'm alone, i google myself.

>>> Derric 2/21/2005 >>>
Shalini,

I need built in google time in my schedule.

D

Riverdance

2005-02-21T11:35:00.000-08:00

>>> Derric 2/21/2005 3:32:13 PM >>>
I love it! They hate it! It is great to be around just such wonderful negativity.

D

Quote of the Day

2005-02-18T12:59:00.000-08:00

Jorge, on buying Preparation H:

"I try to help my mother-of-law. She has a fire in her ass."

today at work.....

2005-02-16T11:39:00.000-08:00

i have the can-can song stuck in my head. also, my pants are too tight, so i ate some cheesecake.......

European Shopping Vacation

2005-02-11T02:26:00.000-08:00

Dear Blog,

I'm in Ireland again. It's cold. Puerto Rico weather and clothing do not prepare you to be cold. However, this is what overpriced European shopping trips are for. And since the airline was buying my clothes for me, all the better. :)

2005-02-10T08:36:00.000-08:00

The beginnings of San Sebastian.....eventually, it was CRAZY.....

2005-02-10T08:31:00.000-08:00

Me and Xtina continue our date weekend in December by touring old San Juan...

2005-02-10T08:30:00.000-08:00

Me and Xtina in St. Thomas - it was cloudy, so you can't see how awesome the water was. but see how awesome it is to get served drinks while youre IN the water!!!

2005-02-10T08:21:00.000-08:00

I told Trevor that he didn't have enough pictures of Derric, but I forgot that I had this one....

2005-02-10T08:19:00.000-08:00

Derric's new ride.......

2005-02-10T08:18:00.000-08:00

Here is a giant domino set. Christina is a human domino.

2005-02-10T08:16:00.000-08:00

Look at us! There's a waterfall behind us! HOW COOL IS THAT?

2005-02-10T08:11:00.000-08:00

Finally....a good clean shot of the SPREAD EAGLE......and the boat......

2005-02-10T08:09:00.000-08:00

Going back and posting older pictures....here are our two boys......being rock stars as usual......

I REALLY LOVE YOU ALL

2005-01-27T14:57:00.000-08:00

Hi There GANG!

It's truly UNBELIEVABLE - I'm driving to the airport right now but have
the ability to send emails from my W**** account.

I just wanted to tell you all how much I love you.

AND - this is the most UNBELIEVEABLE part - ...

I've formally recommending 200% increases in annual salary for each of
you. I've already left a voicemail for Monty.

I'll be having my lungs reattached to my body this weekend but I'm so
EXCITED about coming back next week.

DL

shark attack!

2005-01-27T14:56:00.000-08:00

MP: www.F-DAT.com

Weekend Adventure

2005-01-18T14:40:00.000-08:00

My sister and her friend came into town. My sister got into town at noon
on Saturday, but the friend (who I've never met) was getting in at
2:30am on Saturday. So I say "take a cab, and call me when you get
here", and then she calls and says her flight is delayed. until
4:30am!!!!!!! out of the goodness of my heart, and because i need to
pick up segerson's rental car, i go pick her up at 4:30am!!!!! and then
we go back and pass out while waiting for my sister.

ok, so in the AM, we wake up, and go get breakfast. and that's when
friend-who-i-just-met is like "oh and by the way, my two friends who are
in san juan to party tonight will be staying on your floor tonight" and
i'm like uhhhhhhh.........what floor?

now see, this is a big deal, since on Friday, i get a frantic call from
my cousin Nitya in LA, saying "my roommate Niti is in town, and shit
went down, can she crash at your place?" and of course, i don't turn
away people when shit goes down, so of course not. so now, it's me,
girl-i-just-met, Niti, sister, and two randoms. a total of 6 for
Saturday night. So i do the only thing that anyone could do in this
situation. I whine at Trevor and say "Can I sleep at your place?
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?????" (He says yes because he's a big giant teddy
bear like that)

in any case, after the two randoms show up, i'm thinking, cramped, but
they'll be outta there soon. as of Monday when i go to work, they're
STILL THERE. i mean, they're nice and all, but they're random! and not
once was i ever asked permission for this tomfoolery! so i asked my
sister in a hostile manner if they had at least asked her, and even she
said "THIS IS WEIRD!!!!!!! NO ONE ASKED ME ANYTHING!!!!!!!!"

anyways. they're gone now. they weren't imaginary. actually, there were
5 of them. 6 inlcluding me, but i might just be imaginary.

hey

2005-01-18T13:42:00.000-08:00

>>> Karina 1/18/2005 5:37:50 PM >>>
I LOVE MY JOB

I LOVE MY JOB.

Quote of the Day

2005-01-18T12:06:00.000-08:00

"The other day, my nephew said, 'I don't want to be a girl anymore!'" -
DL

SK's Car

2005-01-17T08:37:00.000-08:00

All:

I received an email from Piramide regarding apt #807.

I don't know what it's in regard to but I'm guessing - neither do you.

-MP

Ode to Trevor, in photo essay....

2005-01-14T13:09:00.000-08:00

Today we will talk about Trevor: He likes to pose for the camera now and then, resulting in the rest of us getting a unique perspective on the life of Trevor.........here is

Trevor getting cozy with Senor Frog.....

Trevor managing work-related stress.......

2005-01-14T13:08:00.000-08:00

Did I ever mention how alluring Trevor is?

2005-01-14T13:02:00.000-08:00

TK says "Have a Sexy Xmas...."

How much $$$ do we owe in car-related incidents? - The 2005 count so far.....

2005-01-14T06:07:00.000-08:00

Shalini: 2 PR speeding tix, 1 St. John parking ticket = $255
Christina: 1 PR speeding ticket = $100
Trevor: 2 PR speeding tickets = $250
Derric: 3 PR speeding tickets, but only pulled over once: $200
Shashank: none so far, allegedly (this has GOT to be a lie), but caused
two car batteries to die while sitting next to each other, so he should
be fined for that
Jamie: 1 PR speeding ticket = $120, 1 incidence of the toll booth
attendant stealing his $$ = $5
Bill: none, but still probably drives into oncoming traffic
Mike: 2 PR tickets, pulled over once and acted stupid, = $250, smashed
car = $3000
Daniel: 5 PR tickets, = $1000, pulled over once for squealing, smashed
window = $200, + 2 rental cars that 'disappeared' from Avis - PRICELESS

Total: approx. $5000 (including stuff I missed)

Hell, we still have 6 months to go......

hahahaha

2005-01-14T06:06:00.000-08:00

>>> JORGE 1/13/2005 2:51:10 PM >>>
:( @#%$&^#@*&^%$#@(*&^$!@!#$^%$^&%&^%(&%(&*&*()uk

>>> Christina 1/13/2005 2:30:25 PM >>>
Take Suzanne back... ugh

The Long Long Long Weekend

2005-01-11T11:23:00.000-08:00

This past weekend was 3 King's Day (last Thursday) weekend in Puerto Rico. Consequently, there was some partying and an "incident" on Wednesday night. I cannot speak of "the incident" but let us say that until the time at which it can be revealed, it involved Little Debbie Zebra cakes, a picky alley cat, and a series of drive-by fruitings. And that is all I have to say about that.
Incidentally, I pulled a dipshit and missed my flight home on Friday. Or Saturday, at 3 in the morning. F U, Jet Blue, for laughing at me as I fell asleep in front of the gate. I guess the positive is that I didn't get my usual back cramp on the long-ass flight home. On the negative, the weather was shit-tastic all weekend, but I did get to hear that story from Derric about Deion Sanders about 8 times.

And while we're at it, here is a quote from the Furd:

-The air is getting thin up here.-

My favorite Picture

2005-01-03T13:01:00.000-08:00

Here is my favorite picture of myself. It's not in Puerto Rico, but I do yell at statues from time to time.......

:(

2004-12-30T18:51:00.000-08:00

Jerry Orbach died yesterday and I am quite sad.

Xmas

2004-12-25T22:26:00.000-08:00

Feliz Navidad!!!!!

Karina

2004-12-22T04:26:00.000-08:00

I love my job! I love my job. I love my job...

I figure if I say it enough it will come true!
-K-Wo-

FYI

2004-12-21T19:13:00.000-08:00

>>> Shashank >>>
For that he has to log into LIMS.

Lets have LIMS login ceremony for Daniel.

>>> Shalini >>>
Daniel offered to be a PQ Tester :)

Quote of the Day

2004-12-21T14:13:00.000-08:00

Edilburgo: Jamie, you are out of scope!

Not as good, but....

2004-12-20T19:37:00.000-08:00

"Derric looks like the milkman!" - SC

and

SC: You don't really look like either of your parents
TK: I look more like the milkman.

Quote of the WEEK

2004-12-20T17:25:00.000-08:00

"I'm generally not sensitive to smells."
-Mar-TAY!!!!!!!

team outing this weekend

2004-12-20T15:41:00.000-08:00

>>> Shashank 12/17/2004 4:23:19 PM >>>
IGWD = I Go With D.

2004-12-17T14:36:00.000-08:00

My birthday night at the Mexican place - I wish I remembered more of it......

2004-12-17T13:36:00.000-08:00

First, I'm drunk and on a donkey

2004-12-17T12:35:00.000-08:00

And then I get drunker and wear a sombrero to ride the donkey..

2004-12-17T12:28:00.000-08:00

Me taking a picture of Jamie sending a text message that says "FU" to everyone.

2004-12-17T12:27:00.001-08:00

Obviously, Christina is already drunk. She's already half asleep in this picture.

2004-12-17T12:27:00.000-08:00

This is TumbleB. Enough said.

2004-12-17T12:26:00.001-08:00

Everyone said "Toe cheese!" and I said "Cheetos!!!"

2004-12-17T12:26:00.000-08:00

The best picture of all - doesn't Derric look like an alien?????

Who could this possibly be?

2004-12-16T13:04:00.000-08:00

>>> Eileen 12/16/2004 10:35:01 AM >>>
I have a whole folder-full of emails from her, the dweeb.

Overheard this weekend.......

2004-12-13T08:55:00.000-08:00

I'll censor this somewhat:

"Trevor got some action at the Gap, but I got some action at Baby Gap"
- DS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Was Daniel some sort of spelling bee champion?

2004-12-13T08:52:00.000-08:00

>>> Daniel 12/9/2004 6:29:52 PM >>>

i an incredible ability to misspell in more hen one language.....

The return of U2K........

2004-12-10T06:04:00.000-08:00

Someone in trailer 9 needs to STOP TALKING SO MUCH...........

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

2004-12-09T06:10:00.000-08:00

>>> Eileen 12/8/2004 11:34:49 AM >>>
Nothing. I was just spazzing.

>>> Shalini 12/7/2004 8:28:09 AM >>>
OOOH! What did you get????????

>>> Eileen 12/6/2004 11:10:44 AM >>>
Glory to my new Bling Bling!

Speeding ticket tally

2004-12-08T12:31:00.000-08:00

Since the last count:

Jamie: $85
Shalini: $90
Daniel: 2 more, who knows?
Derric: pulled over with Shashank, Shashank says to the cop "Are you in
training?" Cop lets them go without a ticket, probably because
Shashank's new Puerto Rican haircut frightened them.

Not pulled over yet: Bill (but still, he drove into oncoming traffic
twice in one day), and Shashank (still, he'll get one soon enough)

overheard in trailer

2004-12-08T12:22:00.000-08:00

"Harry's a little nervous, so I'm trying to provide as much support as I
can to put him at ease.." - a certain basket case

Really? the basket case is going to put people at ease?

2004-12-07T15:19:00.000-08:00

Jorge: I am like a sea lion.
Shalini: You're like a sea lion? Why?
Jorge: RAAAAAAAAWRRRR!!!!!!!

Exciting News in Guayama

2004-12-01T14:26:00.000-08:00

There is a whale carcass stuck on a coral reef nearby in Arroyo. The
news article states that the whale carcass is stuck on a section of the
beach that was closed off due to high coliform levels, so the
researchers at the nearby Marine Research station wanted to go pull
tissue samples to see if it had died of something coliform-related, but
they can't, because there are too many sharks in the area, eating the
dead whale.

To the amusement of many, EVERYONE wants to go see the dead whale, and
the hungry sharks. If I can get a picture of dead whale, I will post it
on here.

Hee hee

2004-12-01T13:32:00.000-08:00

Today I mentioned at lunch that I really liked "Whopper Balls"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA