Adventures in Puerto Rico

Donde esta Don Q? The comical misadventures (as seen through photos and hilarious inside jokes) of some wacky consultants in Puerto Rico.......

Monday, April 25, 2005

Re: Project Discussions for Steering Committee-Delegated

>>> Trevor  4/25/2005 10:59:37 AM >>>
Add to your "spelling list"...

>>> DAN LAKE4/25/2005 10:55:07 AM >>>
Agenda
-SC presentation
-What can be discussed at SC
-Options we need to contemplated


Thursday, April 21, 2005

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SKELETOR!!!!!!!


This is our theme going forward.......planning for Phase SKELETOR of this project.......the SKELETon team lead by trevOR........

Fwd: Re: Bonus

>>> Shashank  4/20/2005 1:28:20 PM >>>
DL,

You can not straight way give us the bonus. First you got to fill out the SCOPE Change request form and see how that going to impact on the MS, VAL, SOP, Training and Jamie.

:-)

Admirer.

Note: Jamie = (Cut --------- Over)
 
>>>Bill 4/20/2005 1:20:18 PM >>>
Me bother Owen jest called me and axed why his bonbon was 22 percent smaller that last year.
Bill Rohrer

Hoping Guillermo will flee the pest!



>>> Daniel  4/20/2005 1:15:18 PM >>>
All:

I been working on bonus stackture for all team and think this year bonus be 178% instead of 200% - out of my pocket. I'll pay for them myself, let me know what that % should be.

Thank you all for your hard work and enjoying my cooking!

All the best

Daniel Lake

PS - come to my cando for dinner whenver you want to eat some good fud

Project Control Binder - Share Drive Specs

An oldie but a goodie.............

>>> Daniel  7/14/2004 9:49:35 AM >>>
Mike,

As per our converssation, see enclosed the Project Control Binder. This documents specifies what and were to put the information generated from the project. I think this needs to revise and include what is relevant to us (use the original as mutch as possible). In my opinion this is time well spent as it will help the extended team and new members. I don't know if Shalini can absorve ownership of this but I would like to have it included on the Communication Document.

Please let me know your thoughts and lets create an action lan for it

Daniel

Revised SCO & RAPT Assessment for Initial Go Live

>>> Jamie  4/21/2005 8:19:19 AM >>>

Since when does Edilburgo have a city named after him???  Where do I get that?

>>> William  4/21/2005 8:14:54 AM >>>
DAMN!  Our recruiters are doing a GREAT job.
I heard Budha, Zeus, and Odin have sent in applications, too.


>>> 4/21/2005 8:07:46 AM >>>
Christ returns to assist with Master Data build @ Guayama

>>> Daniel 4/20/2005 12:37:16 PM >>>
Christ,

Here is the SCO & Report list revised with Harry, Edinburgh, Jose, Mike, Christina and myself yesterday. 25 SCO/Rpts have been transitioned to Stage II of the project.

I appreciate your understanding regarding the Scope Change Control. Our focus is to get the system live with the "Essential" functionality and to avoid any rework as much as possible. As per our discussion, if you find that a change is necessary and is a must have, please fill out a scope request form and send it to me with copy to Harry so we can evaluate the impact on time line and budget. The form can be found on the share drive at: 01 LIMS / 02 Issue Log - Scope Changes / Scope Change Request.

Let me know if you have any questions.
Thanks for your assistance



Tuesday, April 19, 2005

G-Funk Krish-NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

Speeding ticket = $180!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes of the Day.....

And all just before 1pm.........
 
Bill:  Does anyone want my cherry?
 
Sud: Why are they such communists here?
 
Waldi: (On seeing us in black shirts) The Indian team dresses the same today?

Monday, April 18, 2005

CVG

>>> Michael 4/15/2005 9:36:19 AM >>>

Rich Moss?

Who's he?

I AM RICH MOSS - MANAGER OF THE COMPUTER V ALIDTION GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>> Shalini 4/15/2005 9:25:27 AM >>>

is Cincinnati CVG? Do you think Rich Moss hangs out there?

Thursday, April 14, 2005

El Hombre de la Lluvia

ME you have a meeting?

RAINMAN yeah - we have meet-ting

ME you have a meeting? when

RAINMAN outside

ME no when?

RAINMAN four o clock

ME you have a meeting outside at four o clock?

RAINMAN yeah

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Beer and Pizza night

Shalini: Can I get some peppers for the pizza?
Papa John employee: We have laws in Puerto Rico that say we cannot give those out.
Shalini: You have laws?
Papa John employee: Si, laws for pizza.

Fwd: Re: Team Trip

>>>Dan Lake 4/8/2005 10:28:47 AM >>>
I forgot! One more thing, if we deliver this project on time I will by a trip to the moon for each of you......

Shalini, you are on my list. I will get you ....

>>> Shashank 4/8/2005 10:23:17 AM >>>

That's a best thing I ever heard.........I am down for that..............

>>>Dan Lake 4/8/2005 10:19:04 AM >>>

Team,

In the process of trying to buy a house, I also have decided to buy a 90 foot catamaran. Let's all sail!

work boredom

>>> Jamie 4/13/2005 6:11:14 PM >>>

i'm to the point where i've poked a hole in an advil liquigel just to see what would happen...

Fwd: Re: Team Dinner Tonight

>>> ROAR 4/13/2005 5:59:15 PM >>>

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TEAM DINNER AT CHILI'S. IT IS SO QUITE AND PEACEFUL THERE. THE PERFECT.... I SAID PERFECT... ENVIRONMENT FOR OPEN HONEST COMMUNICATION.

Friday, April 08, 2005

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO--IT'S MIKE LEARY!

>>> Eileen 4/7/2005 11:15:33 AM >>>
Recorded 4/7/05: Leary sighting. Noted while interacting with others
of its kind. Took care to be quiet so as not to startle it.

Free Web Counters
Website Counters