The Long Long Long Weekend

This past weekend was 3 King's Day (last Thursday) weekend in Puerto Rico. Consequently, there was some partying and an "incident" on Wednesday night. I cannot speak of "the incident" but let us say that until the time at which it can be revealed, it involved Little Debbie Zebra cakes, a picky alley cat, and a series of drive-by fruitings. And that is all I have to say about that.
Incidentally, I pulled a dipshit and missed my flight home on Friday. Or Saturday, at 3 in the morning. F U, Jet Blue, for laughing at me as I fell asleep in front of the gate. I guess the positive is that I didn't get my usual back cramp on the long-ass flight home. On the negative, the weather was shit-tastic all weekend, but I did get to hear that story from Derric about Deion Sanders about 8 times.

And while we're at it, here is a quote from the Furd:

-The air is getting thin up here.-