Adventures in Puerto Rico

Donde esta Don Q? The comical misadventures (as seen through photos and hilarious inside jokes) of some wacky consultants in Puerto Rico.......

Friday, January 14, 2005

How much $$$ do we owe in car-related incidents? - The 2005 count so far.....

Shalini: 2 PR speeding tix, 1 St. John parking ticket = $255
Christina: 1 PR speeding ticket = $100
Trevor: 2 PR speeding tickets = $250
Derric: 3 PR speeding tickets, but only pulled over once: $200
Shashank: none so far, allegedly (this has GOT to be a lie), but caused
two car batteries to die while sitting next to each other, so he should
be fined for that
Jamie: 1 PR speeding ticket = $120, 1 incidence of the toll booth
attendant stealing his $$ = $5
Bill: none, but still probably drives into oncoming traffic
Mike: 2 PR tickets, pulled over once and acted stupid, = $250, smashed
car = $3000
Daniel: 5 PR tickets, = $1000, pulled over once for squealing, smashed
window = $200, + 2 rental cars that 'disappeared' from Avis - PRICELESS

Total: approx. $5000 (including stuff I missed)

Hell, we still have 6 months to go......


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