How much $$$ do we owe in car-related incidents? - The 2005 count so far.....
Shalini: 2 PR speeding tix, 1 St. John parking ticket = $255
Christina: 1 PR speeding ticket = $100
Trevor: 2 PR speeding tickets = $250
Derric: 3 PR speeding tickets, but only pulled over once: $200
Shashank: none so far, allegedly (this has GOT to be a lie), but caused
two car batteries to die while sitting next to each other, so he should
be fined for that
Jamie: 1 PR speeding ticket = $120, 1 incidence of the toll booth
attendant stealing his $$ = $5
Bill: none, but still probably drives into oncoming traffic
Mike: 2 PR tickets, pulled over once and acted stupid, = $250, smashed
car = $3000
Daniel: 5 PR tickets, = $1000, pulled over once for squealing, smashed
window = $200, + 2 rental cars that 'disappeared' from Avis - PRICELESS
Total: approx. $5000 (including stuff I missed)
Hell, we still have 6 months to go......

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