Adventures in Puerto Rico

Donde esta Don Q? The comical misadventures (as seen through photos and hilarious inside jokes) of some wacky consultants in Puerto Rico.......

Thursday, January 27, 2005

I REALLY LOVE YOU ALL

Hi There GANG!

It's truly UNBELIEVABLE - I'm driving to the airport right now but have
the ability to send emails from my W**** account.

I just wanted to tell you all how much I love you.

AND - this is the most UNBELIEVEABLE part - ...

I've formally recommending 200% increases in annual salary for each of
you. I've already left a voicemail for Monty.

I'll be having my lungs reattached to my body this weekend but I'm so
EXCITED about coming back next week.

DL

shark attack!

MP: www.F-DAT.com



Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Weekend Adventure

My sister and her friend came into town. My sister got into town at noon
on Saturday, but the friend (who I've never met) was getting in at
2:30am on Saturday. So I say "take a cab, and call me when you get
here", and then she calls and says her flight is delayed. until
4:30am!!!!!!! out of the goodness of my heart, and because i need to
pick up segerson's rental car, i go pick her up at 4:30am!!!!! and then
we go back and pass out while waiting for my sister.

ok, so in the AM, we wake up, and go get breakfast. and that's when
friend-who-i-just-met is like "oh and by the way, my two friends who are
in san juan to party tonight will be staying on your floor tonight" and
i'm like uhhhhhhh.........what floor?

now see, this is a big deal, since on Friday, i get a frantic call from
my cousin Nitya in LA, saying "my roommate Niti is in town, and shit
went down, can she crash at your place?" and of course, i don't turn
away people when shit goes down, so of course not. so now, it's me,
girl-i-just-met, Niti, sister, and two randoms. a total of 6 for
Saturday night. So i do the only thing that anyone could do in this
situation. I whine at Trevor and say "Can I sleep at your place?
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?????" (He says yes because he's a big giant teddy
bear like that)

in any case, after the two randoms show up, i'm thinking, cramped, but
they'll be outta there soon. as of Monday when i go to work, they're
STILL THERE. i mean, they're nice and all, but they're random! and not
once was i ever asked permission for this tomfoolery! so i asked my
sister in a hostile manner if they had at least asked her, and even she
said "THIS IS WEIRD!!!!!!! NO ONE ASKED ME ANYTHING!!!!!!!!"

anyways. they're gone now. they weren't imaginary. actually, there were
5 of them. 6 inlcluding me, but i might just be imaginary.

hey

>>> Karina 1/18/2005 5:37:50 PM >>>
I LOVE MY JOB

I LOVE MY JOB.






Quote of the Day

"The other day, my nephew said, 'I don't want to be a girl anymore!'" -
DL

Monday, January 17, 2005

SK's Car

All:

I received an email from Piramide regarding apt #807.

I don't know what it's in regard to but I'm guessing - neither do you.

-MP

Friday, January 14, 2005

Ode to Trevor, in photo essay....

Today we will talk about Trevor: He likes to pose for the camera now and then, resulting in the rest of us getting a unique perspective on the life of Trevor.........here is


Trevor getting cozy with Senor Frog.....

Trevor managing work-related stress.......




Did I ever mention how alluring Trevor is?


TK says "Have a Sexy Xmas...."

How much $$$ do we owe in car-related incidents? - The 2005 count so far.....

Shalini: 2 PR speeding tix, 1 St. John parking ticket = $255
Christina: 1 PR speeding ticket = $100
Trevor: 2 PR speeding tickets = $250
Derric: 3 PR speeding tickets, but only pulled over once: $200
Shashank: none so far, allegedly (this has GOT to be a lie), but caused
two car batteries to die while sitting next to each other, so he should
be fined for that
Jamie: 1 PR speeding ticket = $120, 1 incidence of the toll booth
attendant stealing his $$ = $5
Bill: none, but still probably drives into oncoming traffic
Mike: 2 PR tickets, pulled over once and acted stupid, = $250, smashed
car = $3000
Daniel: 5 PR tickets, = $1000, pulled over once for squealing, smashed
window = $200, + 2 rental cars that 'disappeared' from Avis - PRICELESS

Total: approx. $5000 (including stuff I missed)

Hell, we still have 6 months to go......


hahahaha

>>> JORGE 1/13/2005 2:51:10 PM >>>
:( @#%$&^#@*&^%$#@(*&^$!@!#$^%$^&%&^%(&%(&*&*()uk

>>> Christina 1/13/2005 2:30:25 PM >>>
Take Suzanne back... ugh


Tuesday, January 11, 2005

The Long Long Long Weekend

This past weekend was 3 King's Day (last Thursday) weekend in Puerto Rico. Consequently, there was some partying and an "incident" on Wednesday night. I cannot speak of "the incident" but let us say that until the time at which it can be revealed, it involved Little Debbie Zebra cakes, a picky alley cat, and a series of drive-by fruitings. And that is all I have to say about that.
Incidentally, I pulled a dipshit and missed my flight home on Friday. Or Saturday, at 3 in the morning. F U, Jet Blue, for laughing at me as I fell asleep in front of the gate. I guess the positive is that I didn't get my usual back cramp on the long-ass flight home. On the negative, the weather was shit-tastic all weekend, but I did get to hear that story from Derric about Deion Sanders about 8 times.

And while we're at it, here is a quote from the Furd:

-The air is getting thin up here.-


Monday, January 03, 2005

My favorite Picture


Here is my favorite picture of myself. It's not in Puerto Rico, but I do yell at statues from time to time.......

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