Speeding Tickets
Daniel: 3 tickets, 1 jungle parking ticket, 1 broken side-view mirror
(boy, that felt great!) Total owed to Puerto Rican government: $508.00
Mike: 1 ticket, pulled over twice; Total owed to Puerto Rican government: $160.00 (and they're not going to get any of it)
Trevor: 2 tickets; 1 paid, 1 never to be paid
Shalini: 1 ticket, pulled over twice: required to pay: none (and one
ticket at the beach in St. John for $25.00, but really, who cares?)
X-tina: 1 ticket (probably will go pay it because she's a good girl) - $145.00
Jamie: none so far
Shashank: none, but will probably roll the car off the hill soon
Derric: none, but really wants one
Bill: none, but is sniffing the smoke fumes from the seat
Total owed: $988.00 (I think)
Hehehehehehehe

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