Lessons Learned in PR, weeks 1 and 2

1. Driving is either maniac fast, or insanely slow. There is no in-between.
2. Cops are only useful if their blue lights are flashing. Otherwise, you can pass them.
3. Pulling over off the freeway is an acceptable nighttime/daytime activity, for no reason. Just to "kick it".
4. Driving around with a burro in the back of your truck is normal.
5. Being overtaken on a 2 lane freeway, on the shoulder, by a clown, is also normal.
6. Pigs are food, not pets.
7. If you want to go outside, bring a Kevlar vest.
8. Arroz y frijoles is not the same thing as arroz CON frijoles.