Items of Note today

We were taking a tour of the manufacturing area, when I noticed that all of our Labcoats said "Wyeth", except for one, which said "Floaters". FLOATERS. Awesome.
Quotes:
SC, to MP, commenting on his driving style (passing on the right shoulder): "You're pulling a Puerto Rico!"
TK, having dinner at the karaoke bar where people were shot in the parking lot: "If I'm going to get shot, I would like to get shot here."
MP: "It's not so much an invention, as an introduction. Puerto Rico, meet, THE DRAIN"
JD: "Maybe an invention of that caliber will help you meet Mrs. Drain"
and the best one so far, from the Karaoke announcer: "Tonight, we'll play a game called 'Who wants to marry Trevor?'" Sadly, no takers. Unless you count the old man. However, when Trevor dances like this during karaoke, how could any fine Puerto Rican woman resist?

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